Note: U may not understand what I written if u haven play Dota

Part 1

I remember I was in a 5 v 5 match, but people leave until become 4 v 2 most likely due to lagging, we just continue anyway and unlocked the moneys. I remember Shadow Fiend, Lord of Avernus, Ursa, unknown(i forget who) versus Axe and Naga Siren. I was the Naga Siren. My team having hard push during early game and 5 tower are down. But I manage to slice them all with my illusion and net, even blademail can't save Ursa. I got Godlike in that match and become so fat until get divine rapier and solo Roshan. Unfortunely before the match ends, I accidently knock my CPU with my foot and BLUE SCREEN. OH SHit.....

Part 2

This time I not talking about me, its about 2 pro people fight. It was pudge vs faceless void in one of the battle. Both have half HP, so as we can understand who use ultimate first will kill. This is what happened, while I was just farming, I heard the voice 'AAHHHH.... FRESH MEAT'. So we all will believe that Void is gonna die. However, Void's chronosphere came out instantly after that AAAHH.. voice. So, Pudge was seems freezed with his mouth open but the Voice goes on. In that battle, Void squashed Pudge.

Currently Invoker is my favorite. Any stories/discussion from u guys?